Uncanny Masks
ShopPigeon Doctor silicone mask
He is real.
€249
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Every mask is finished and painted by hand, so yours may differ slightly from the photos. No two are exactly alike.
The Pigeon Doctor
He’s on his way to tell the parents.
- Material
- Platinum-cure silicone.
- Fit
- The fit is tough. The comfort? Not so much.
- Vision
- Limited, through small openings in the beak.
- Breathing
- It is possible.
- Weight
- About 4 kg.
- Gender
- Male.
- In the box
- The mask only.
- Care
- Keep it dry and out of direct sunlight. Clean with alcohol.
Made in Latvia
Early 2026, the pigeon doctor meme took off. Everyone was copying the walk in the same latex mask. Fun — but it looked cheap. So we made one that looks real. The intrusive thoughts won.
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Pigeon Doctor silicone mask
€249
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Questions
How long does delivery take?
Your mask leaves our workshop within 2 business days of payment. Delivery then takes 3–7 business days in the EU and 7–20 business days elsewhere. You get a tracking number by email.
Do I pay import duties?
Inside the EU: no. Outside the EU your country may charge import duties and taxes on arrival. They are not included in our price and are paid by you to the carrier or customs.
Can I return the mask?
Don't love it? Send it back. Within 14 days of delivery, email uncannymasks@proton.me with your order number. Ship the mask back tracked — return postage is on you. We refund the full price within 14 days, as soon as the mask arrives or you send us proof of postage. Full details.
Will it fit me?
It is best suited to men of slightly above-average build.